Fake noms #11 and Housemates vote.- Recap.

Aleisha:
2 points: “Daniela. I’m nominating her because she keeps calling herself a blonde. She only has two streaks in her hair and it annoys me.” BB teased her, “Are you a real blonde?” and Aleisha conceded, “No, but I have been for a long time.”
1 point: Zoran – for telling everyone about the trick she played last night. Aleisha explained that if Zoran had kept her secret, she would not have been dumped in the pool or covered in flour.

Ok, when BB asked her if she was a real blonde, that was her cue to drop her daks and show us if the carpet matches the drapes. WUSS!

Zach:
2 points: Joel. “I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but we’ve only had two pashes so far and I was hoping for a third.” He joked that Joel now had a cold sore, which would thwart his chances of another pash. Big Brother remarked that he saw all and questioned Zach as to when these alleged pashes had occurred. Zach explained that he had jokingly kissed Thomas and had another jokey kiss in the Bathroom.
1 point: Zoran. Zach explained that Zoran had little white hairs on his chest and he didn’t like them. “I still find him intimidating,” he also admitted.

I love Zach. I love him like cash. Sadly, I fear he may be booted this week.

Joel:
2 points: “Daniela. I don’t like it when she pouts in the mirror.” He admitted he looked in the mirror 24/7 but Daniela pouted her lips and that annoyed him. Big Brother asked if Joel was upset that Daniela didn’t pout at him. “That could be the case – the mirror gets all the pouts and not me,” smiled Joel.
1 point: Zach, for using too much bronzer. Joel said he thought that you should embrace the “natural look.” Big Brother reminded him he had Nominated Zach before and Joel said his actions spoke less about Zach than it did about the other people in the House.

Anyone else get the feeling good 'ol Joel may be a closet homophobe? He's a young Lib after all.

Billy:
2 points: “Daniela, because she pouts in the mirror too much.” Big Brother asked him if he had discussed this with anyone and Billy assured him he hadn’t.
1 point: “Zach – he wears odd socks.” Big Brother said cheekily, “Be careful, your nose will grow,” and a grinning Billy said, “Don’t worry, Aleisha fixed that last night.”

It's all fun and games till somebody breaks a nose. Now, call me the fun police, one of the frowning brigade, but I thought it was all funny till they poured the flour on Aleisha. I don't know quite why that made me uncomfortable but it did. I think it was the fact that she's female and was at the mercy of four males. Stupid, I know, she asked for it and she was laughing.........but still.

Gretel then announced that the graph had shown some huge changes and showed the new results…

Daniela: 34%
Zach: 12%
Joel: 12%
Zoran: 12%

Daniela:
2 points: Zoran. “I have noticed that his friendship has changed based on whether I have won Friday Night Games or not.” Daniela explained that when her “reign” as FNL winner was beginning to end, Zoran would not be as friendly.
1 point: Billy. “He’s shopper/chef this week and he doesn’t like to put salt in the food and I really, really like salt in my food.” BB reminded Daniela that was the third week in a row she had Nominated Billy. “No it’s not….” She said, then admitted, “Maybe it is. This is just another reason.”

What is the dealio with Daniela and Zoran?? They're all over each other ALL the time and then turn around and nominate each other. Very weird. Billy is the King of the house and Daniela was always going to nominate him for that reason alone.

Travis:
2 points: Travis explained he had brought a “little helper” in with him – a pretend bird that sat perched on his shoulder. Travis said the little bird has whispered in his ear and agreed that Daniela had won FNL twice and had exposure to good food, giving her a “performance enhancing diet.” Big Brother deadpanned, “There’s an old saying – there’s nothing like a good joke. And that was nothing like a good joke.” Travis was clearly flummoxed.
1 point: Zach. “The night he first entered the Big Brother House he reminded me of the Cadbury’s Favourites person and every time I look at him I think of chocolate.” Travis said he was a lover of chocolate and struggled to look at Zach as it made him miss chocolate even more. Big Brother said that despite the fact his reasoning had made no sense, it was accepted.

Strike me down for saying so, but I think Travis is of the same mindset as Joel. Sure he's never been anything but nice to Zach, but has nominated him ever since he came into the house, for stupid, petty reasons.

Zoran:
2 points: “Zach. The way his hair sits to the side reminds me of a Ken Doll and growing up, I was a big GI Joe fan. That’s actually affecting my time in the House.”
1 point: “Daniela. I think her eyebrows are a little uneven and it’s really distracting me while I am talking to her and I am actually losing sleep and so I am going to go ahead and Nominate her.” Big Brother told Zoran he had Nominated Daniela before and Zoran said, “What can I say… a lot of pouting in mirrors…” He finished by saying her blonde streak reminded him of his least favourite X-Men character.

I hate Zoran. I can't stand to watch him eat and I hate hearing him mumble/stutter when ever he talks. I feel like I need subtitles every time he opens his mouth.

If the Housemates’ Nominations points had counted, the Housemates up this week (in points order) would have been Daniela, Zach, Zoran and Joel. But as we all know… their points didn’t count.

With the lines closed, the final public votes were in and the Housemates up for Eviction were…

Daniela: 26%
Billy: 16%
Zach: 14%
Travis: 13%

The Housemates’ choice and the Public’s matched when it came to Daniela and Zach, but differed with Billy and Travis.

Joel was called in to perform his twist. He chose to save Travis. “I feel that he is the most genuine guy here who has not changed a bit since day one and I would love for him to be here until the end.”

BB asked him who he wanted to replace Travis. Joel thought hard. “You can’t put yourself in can you?” Big Brother said, “Do you want to?” Joel said, “No, no… because I wasn’t up. If I was up, maybe…” Joel stammered, trying to think of someone. “I’ll put in Aleisha. Why? Because she would not take it as harshly as Zoran would take it and that is why.”

The Housemates up for Eviction are:
Daniela
Billy
Zach
Aleisha

I think it will be a close call between Daniela and Zach. I'm hoping against all hope that Daniela gets the arse.
It distresses me greatly that yet another female will probably go and that I WANT her to, but BB really picked a bunch of plastic, morose, female contestants this year. I'm fed up with Daniela constantly talking about herself, and turning ANY conversation back to her. She's a drama queen, and although she had so much potential, in the end,she came out lacking.

I would LOVE for Zach to win. He's so adorable and brings more life to the house than most of the others in there, plus it would get up their noses so bad if a intruder was to take it out.
I really hope he survives this week's eviction.

In other news, so over the Michelle/Gretel love fest. Gretel described Michelle as "Lovely, irrepressible" and "terrific". FUCK OFF!
She was not! She was good for ratings and drama and therefore revenue, that was it.
I'm also sick of those people saying that Michelle brought action to the house and therefore she didn't deserve a bollocking for her behaviour.
It's not the hm's fault if they're boring and bad for ratings. They didn't put themselves in the house BIG BROTHER DID. Gretel has no right to be a mean, surly bitch to the dull housemates, they were just being themselves, why should they be punished by her for that? She should be punishing BB with her evil eyes and sneering mouth. The producers are the ones that chose the hm's. If they chose boring people it's their fault and that shouldn't give Gretel a free reign to tear them to shreds, whilst rimming the louder more obnoxious hms.

Consistency is all we ask for. If Gretel can't do it, then get someone else who can.