Save Zach= Save Big Brother!

I'm not going to recap nominations from Monday night because I didn't watch it and I had a fair idea of who would be up anyway. For those that live in a cave, the HM's up for eviction are Joel, Zoran, Travis and Zach after Billy saved himself.

It's time to Marshall the troops and keep Zach ahead of the pot plant crew. His head is on the chopping block this week and we MUST vote to save. It saddens me to say I don't think he can actually win this thing, but I'd love to see him be in the final two at the very least. There is a very stupid mantra being thrown about both on the forums and from the mouths of Billy and Travis that goes along the lines of "We've/they've done THE HARD YARDS" and thus we/ they are more deserving winners.

What a load of shit. Hard yards? What were they doing? Rebuilding the Great wall of China? Scrubbing urinals 24 hours a day? Doing brain surgery on the kitchen table (there is an argument that some Lobotomies may have been performed but that's a post for another day). They were on friggin holiday!! I do not consider sleeping in till lunchtime, sunbathing all afternoon and navel gazing all night to be hard yards. What is so hard about that?
The food? I think some people in third world countries might disagree.
They've had alcohol every night and snacks at least once a week. Their tasks have provided them entertainment while they have provided us with NONE!!

Do not reward the pot plants! Vote to SAVE Zach! He is the only one with an iota of personality, the only one making this watchable at all, the only one who has offered ANYTHING of value in this house. So what if he was an intruder? He's revealed more about himself, shared more of his personality, and been more genuine than all the others put together.
Ask yourself this; What do you now know about Billeisha, Zoran, Joel or Travis, that you didn't know whithin one week of them entering that house? Have they developed as characters? Are any of them worthy of winning Big Brother 2006. What have any of them brought to the house?

Lets look a little closer.
Pot Plant #1. Travis.
"Oh Gees, bloody oath mate, there ya go". I wish I had one dollar for every time he said any of those words, I'd then spend that money on voting him OUT. He is a one dimensional, cartoon character. As dumb as the rocks he uses to nominate with, he is duller than dishwater. Name one time when he did something funny, interesting, noteworthy in the house?
Arguments FOR him include that he is a "genuine" family guy. Yup, genuine BORE. And family man? I loved hearing all about his baby sons super gigantic penis the other night. Compelling viewing that was.
VOTE TO EVICT.

Pot Plant #2 Zoran
Mr Mumbles is a likable enough person I guess, but wishy washy, spineless and a follower to boot. The guy can not think for himself, and offers little in the way of conversation (if you can decipher what he's saying) and nil entertainment value. How is he still in the house? I can't explain it.
Vote to EVICT.

Pot Plant #3 Billy
Ohhh how I loathe and detest this fake arsed bitchy boy. He is the consummate game player. He flew under the radar for long enough to outlive Haydrew, and then once he knew he had the numbers he stepped up as the dominant male. Funny how he was all about pushing Aleisha away last week until Kyle Sandilands went into the house and put ideas in his head about how he was being perceived on the outside. Suddenly, he can't get enough of Aleisha! He's all over her to the point where even SHE questioned it. Tuesday night he pulled her over for a cuddle and she said, "wow, can't believe it's YOU reaching for ME"!!! Somebody buy this fucker a clue!! USER.
Last night on the daily show, we saw him use the "twist" to save himself and then he went out in the backyard to be by himself. Aleisha stated that he must be upset, and the others gave him space. All the while he was LAUGHING quietly to himself. Laughing because he will be in the final week. The most undeserving HM EVER. IMO he should have been shown the door once the Haydrew flop was finished.
Vote to EVICT.

*Pot Plant #4- Aleisha
I am sooo disappointed in her. She has shown flashes of intellect, depth and personality through this series, but it's only ever been glimpsed while she focused on being the 'ditzy blonde' and pursuing Billy.
She's shown that she can be easily influenced, first by Emma and then by the boys. She is nothing more than their cheerleader. Whatever they say, she's happy to comply with and I don't find her to be a deserving winner. She's just another sheep in the barnyard of fools.

Pot Plant #5- Joel.
I think he offends me even more than Billy. He is a smug, self satisfied little knobjockey, and about as funny as Gonorrhea. How on earth is he still in the house? He says nothing, he does nothing, he is nothing!
Watching the other night when he was congratulating himself and the others for still being there, he said that they "must be doing something right". Yeah, flying so low under the radar they have gravel rash on their bellies has been their ONLY accomplishment in the house. He has brought no entertainment at all to the house. Nil, Zip, nada.
If he was trying to use BB as an audition process to get into the comedic field, then he failed miserably. GO AWAY JOEL!!
Vote to EVICT.

I know a lot of you who read this don't vote. I'm asking you today to send at least ONE vote to save for Zach. Even if you don't like him that much, you have to admit it would be wonderful to send a clear message to future HM's and future intruders.
Winning BB is not a guarantee if you're an "original" hm. If you bore us, you will NOT be rewarded, and intruders have just as much, if not more value, than HM's who promise so much but deliver so little.
Voting to save Zach is voting to save Big Brother!!!
Sms Zach to 1992SAVE.